Interesting that the 1999/2000 dot-com crowd were aiming to turn a profit eventually, even if they didn't know how. Seems like even that isn't a requirement in the current bubble... ;)
According to the linked article the episode was from 1998, which actually makes it fairly early in the game even for poking fun at stupid dotcom sites.
1. Do some stupid thing
2. ????
3. PROFIT!
In fact:
1. Use regexp
2. ????
3. PROFIT!
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/profit
(While we're at it:
I had a problem and decided to use regexp. Now I have two first world problems.)