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So hair grows by pulling itself upward? Perfect. I’m just going to stand under a ceiling fan and wait for my hair to pull itself back onto my bald spots. Science has finally given me a plan.


Just make sure you set the fan to "regrowth" mode and not "recede"


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Put some mustard on your head and let a cow lick it dry... The pull will grow hair and the cow tongue will cleanse your aura.


irresponsible to not mention the risk of Cud Cap and Sympathetic Udder Syndrome. I even heard of one guy got Raging Horn


>the cow tongue will cleanse your aura

It's like that three-finger meme from the Tarantino movie, lol.




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