No, M5 Max MBP with all the options.

I wanted a Studio, but if I was going to get a Studio, I'd get something older because they crippled the current models.

I have an M2 Max, as well, and I wonder what I could get for it on resale... or maybe I should just keep it.

Crippled how?

Only available with 1 memory config - 96 gb. They used to have 512 and 256.

Apple probably didn’t have enough memory supply contractually secured to satisfy the unforeseen demand for those models.

my M1 mac studio from 2022 is still going strong and i can't see a reason to replace it in the next few years anyway